Saudi Arabia orders skirt-wearing girl to become fat

Saudi Arabia was shocked to the core by a video of a girl wearing a short skirt without the obligatory leggings underneath it. The official state of of Islam(TM) deplored and abhorred the video that showed that which should not be shown in public, unless you're a royal family member spending some time outside the... Continue Reading →


Leaked emails show Michelle talked Obama out of disintegrating Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte

A recent exchange of emails between First Lady Michelle Obama and President Barack Obama, posted by wikileaks today, details how Obama had come close to kidnapping and smashing Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte into pieces over his insolent speech. Under operation Behave, Duterte would have been abducted by a Special Forces unit to be atomically destroyed... Continue Reading →

ISIS terrorists to write for Huffington Arabi as the news portal pushes for extreme freedom of expression

In an eccentric and suspicious move towards Total Freedom of Expression (TFE), Huffington Arabi has started running articles written by ISIS jihadi journalists. The articles promote the ideology of ISIS and offer detailed guides for innovatively killing those you disagree with. "We are liberals, liberals is what we are, we believe in listening and understanding... Continue Reading →

Egyptian FM to US Counterpart: Dude, most of your policemen are racists, you cannot possibly lecture us on human rights

Dude, most of your policemen are racists, you cannot possibly lecture us on human rights, Egyptian Foreign Minister told his American counterpart in an official statement Wednesday.  The Egyptian Minister said he will accept scolding for human rights violations from countries such as Germany, U.K., and Denmark, but not the U.S.   I see lots... Continue Reading →

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