Terrorists offer to let Copts experience bombs-free Christmas if they pay Jizya

In a gesture of pure Islamic Tolerance(c) and understanding, a group of terrorists in Egypt has promised not to bomb any churches this year on Christmas Eve, demanding instead that Copts pay 150 kilos of gold as Jizya for the fiscal year 2017. “Times change, blood and body parts are very disturbing and so 1990s,... Continue Reading →


Muslim scholar: Churches are a threat to Christians and Muslims 

Egyptian Sheikh Zambola Kelot has said that churches endanger the lives of both Christians and Muslims because they drive Muslims to do crazy shit like stabbing Christians or setting the churches afire.   “I’m speaking out of concern for Egyptian Copts, the sight of churches, particularly the crosses atop of them, is like a kick... Continue Reading →

Leaked emails show Michelle talked Obama out of disintegrating Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte

A recent exchange of emails between First Lady Michelle Obama and President Barack Obama, posted by wikileaks today, details how Obama had come close to kidnapping and smashing Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte into pieces over his insolent speech. Under operation Behave, Duterte would have been abducted by a Special Forces unit to be atomically destroyed... Continue Reading →

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