Prophet White Beard was browsing through lingeries for one of his nine wives when he was accosted by a man with one simple request.
– I want to see the Ghost?
– The Ghost who delivers the word of the Kraken to you in cave Rahora, I want to see him
– Because the word of the Kraken guides my life and gives it purpose, it’s only logical that I make sure you actually meet with a Ghost there and are not just making up the verses as you go along
– It’s impossible, the Ghost only appears to me
-And why is that?
-It’s the Kraken’s wisdom, you should believe me, that’s your test in life
-That’s pretty fucking stupid
-That is the Kraken’s desire
-He wants me to be stupid?
-He wants you to be obedient so you can go to heaven and fuck bitches
-Well, anything for bitches
-Have a good day